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Though you'd have to consume an outrageous amount of semen to actually benefit from the nutrients it contains, you can add it into certain dishes if you really want to. I masturbated on my hand i cleaned sperm from my hand with my cloths and after sometime i fingered her vagina. BMC Evolutionary Ecology 8 , However, once the dross is eliminated and only morphologically 'normal' sperm remain, the link between morphology and success is rather unclear. But when they combine, the result is something like a spinning otter or a rotating drill bit. Obstet Gynecol. Naturally the risk of unplanned pregnancy without other forms of birth control in place is greatly increased without the use of a condom.

So help them out: Put down the smartphone. By Aly Walansky. Your money shot may be a blank. Your sperm must carry out their mission in 12 to 14 hours; that's how long the egg, once it's released, remains viable. Photo credit: Shutterstock. Or something. I see what you did there!

Fish sperm, that is. Click here to buy. In fact, some brands can wipe out 72 percent of your offering in 30 minutes, say researchers in Australia. According to Columbia University's "Go Ask Alice" site though, you'd have to be "gulping gallons" of semen each day to get any sufficient amount of protein. Summer Refresh.